Me: Our library is the biggest in the state, it's gorgeous really. (University of Utah)
Shmalba: Oh please, our library is just as great! (BYU)
Me: Sure it is, with all it's banned books and all... (University of Utah)
No, but really though, I'm sorry. Especially in light of recent tragedy. The BYU library just had suffered some fires, a total of $7.00 in damages, it would've been more, but thankfully somebody had checked out all the coloring books.